Clarese Gainey of Gainesville, Fla., is about that action.
Most 65-year-old women (and men) would hide in the closet and call the p*olice if they caught someone trying to b*reak into their car, but ohhh not Clarese. You know what she did?
“I grab my bat, I brace myself, and I ease the door open,” Gainey told WGFL while demonstrating her Ken Griffey Jr.-esque batting stance. “I took that bat and h*it him upside the head, like ‘pi-yah!’”
She sent the 5-foot-6, 300-pound, would-be car th*ief—who was wearing nothing but his drawers—running for his life into a nearby mobile park.
“I wore him out,” she added. “I said, ‘God dammit, get away from here.’”
After he was a*pprehended by p*olice, Gainey was asked to identify him—which was pretty easy to do.
“I said, ‘That’s him right there!’” the high school softball player said. “They said ‘Ms. Gainey, he’s got a big knot on his head.”
Mosely is currently being h*eld in the A*lachua County J*ail on two c*ounts of b*urglary and d*rug p*ossession.
“He better be glad I didn’t have a g*un,” Gainey continued. “Because I would have sh*ot him. But this is my g*un right here (baseball bat). Because I gone ‘Pi-yow!’”
Pi-yow! indeed. Y’all gon’ learn today.
